43 Funny + Inspirational Marathon Poster Ideas
As a marathoner, I always get a boost from the funny posters I see along the course. If you’re cheering for your friend, partner, or random strangers, here are some ideas for marathon signs that will make them smile.
Marathon Poster Ideas to Maker Runners Smile
I hope you finish twice today (or “my husband/wife/partner will finish twice today”)
Keep running if you’re gay (or smile if you’re gay)
Keep running if you think I’m sexy
Smile if you peed a little
Run like your ex is tracking you
Think of all the Strava kudos
You run better than the government
You think you’re tired? Imagine how I feel holding this sign
Smile! You paid for this
Due to inflation you get to run 28.3
Worst parade ever
Run like you have to poop
Your feet hurt because you’re kicking butt
If you see this and smile, it’s because you’re hot
Thoughts and prayers for your knees/toenails
On a scale of 1-10 you’re a 26.2
WTF…Where’s the finish?
May the course be with you
So close to the beer!
You’re sexy when you sweat
The end is very far
Tap here to boost (with drawing of Mario mushroom)
Go random stranger
You show more commitment than my ex
Don’t trust that fart
Pain is temporary…Strava is forever
You’re going the wrong way
Blow your nose booth (prepare tissues for the runners)
You’re not almost there
Pain is just the French word for bread
Bet this seemed like a great idea months ago
This is a lot of work for a free banana
If I see you collapse, I’ll pause your watch
I like your stamina. Call me!
Therapy would’ve been easier
Hurry up so we can drink
You’re a beauty who runs like a beast
Eat pasta run fasta
Free fist bumps
Faster! Harder!
You better run bitch
Slow down, the zombies are hungry
I’m tired of this, grandpa!
Tips for Marathon Spectating
Before you head out to watch your runner, here are a few tips to ensure you catch them and are the most helpful to them.
1. Get their bib number, ask for their expected start time/pacing, and download the tracking app.
2. Be prepared for them to potentially give you something to hold onto. They might want to discard clothing.
3. Have an extra water bottle in case they’re thirsty.
4. Set up a post-race meeting spot. Bring their favorite snack and warm clothes.
Let us know your favorite sign ideas in this post, or those you’ve seen that I should add. Happy cheering and best of luck to your runner!
